PLAYMATE DATA SHEET
NAME: Leon McNeill
BUST: 34 WAIST: 26 HIPS: 35
HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 160 SIGN: Capricorn
BIRTH DATE: 1968 BIRTHPLACE: Mojave, CA
GOALS: Acquire a picture of myself that isn't from the New Mexico
Motor Vehicle Department
TURN-ONS: Sensitivity, caring, or just about anything that causes
my penis to fill with blood
TURN-OFFS: Intolerance, sports, raw tomatoes, Republicans & ilk
FAVORITE ENTERTAINERS: Kenneth Branagh, Kate Bush, Michael
Meyers (the murderer, not the ex-SNL goof)
FAVORITE MOVIES: Contact, Caligula, most David Lynch, most
stuff my friend Shawn makes me watch
FAVORITE SPORTS:
FAVORITE PLACE: The ruins of Castle Sinclair, Barra, Scotland
SECRET DREAM: making hydrogen from helium, reversing solar process,
thereby draining earth's energy